Wade Rouse is Coming!!!

This is me, playing it casual....
"So...got plans for Tuesday night?"
"Nah."
"Want to go hear Wade Rouse speak at the library?"
"Wade Rouse? The guy that's on Michigan Radio?"
"That's him! Did you know that Writer's Magazine named him as the #2 person, dead or alive, that they'd like to have drinks with? He was behind Ernest Hemingway, but I think he got robbed."
"Agreed. Hemingway's hygiene would make drinks with him a grotesque misadventure."
"Seriously. I read At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream after they recommended it on The Today Show, but only after It's All Relative did I truly understand the beauty of boxed wine."
"He is a wise man.  So, when did you say he's going to be at the library?"
"Tuesday, June 25th at 7pm. He's signing books afterward."

And this is what I really want to say....
OH MY GOSH!!!  WADE ROUSE IS COMING!!!  WADE ROUSE, EVERYBODY!!!!  YOU HAVE TO COME! HE'S A BLAST!!!  AND SERIOUSLY, ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER MEET!!!

Uh, right.  So....see you Tuesday night?